The Book Barn Adventures
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super_seme04AN: I apparently can't do porn without a little plot sneaking in so bear with me. It wants to try to be something respectable. *shakes head* This one is kind of a cock tease because this is my first try at kink.
Pairing will be Dean/Cas, Ruby/Ruby, female!Uriel/surprise, and anyone else that gets sucked into this should just cross their fingers. And as for the rating, it's the kink prompt. Expect nonsense and filth.
It's an AU and now I'm going to hide under a rock.
"1. Dress up"
prompt 1, role play
"Alright, ladies! Lunchtime."
"...She knows we don't like her, right?"
One of the Rubies snorted and Castiel rolled his eyes as they made their way to the break room.
Uriel was already there and starting their daily ritual of going through magazines.
"Elle, I love you, really and truly but you're starting to look a little... round."
"It's called eating, you should try it," she said as she turned the page with a sharp snap. "Not all of us can be made of blonde hair, brown eyes, boobs, and boots."
There was a short silence then the scrape of a chair across tile.
"Well, someone had an extra serving of bitch flakes this morning..."
They had all been hired at the Book barn around the same time. Uriel had just graduated from college and Castiel wanted his life to be more than waiting for Dean to come home everyday. The Rubies liked books, coffee, and lots of places to make out. Ruby Black was blonde, Ruby Red was a brunette, and they were literally inseparable. When they weren't at the register, they were defiling the break room.
Their boss, Lilith, was kind of a bitch but left them alone for the most part.
By the end of this madness, Castiel couldn't even remember the name of the magazine.
"30 Kinky Ways to Please Your Man..."
The girls were peering over his shoulder like schoolboys peeking into a whorehouse.
"Bullshit," Uriel flatly said. "The woman writing this doesn't let have a brother, let alone a man," she mockingly sneered as she went back to her chair.
"...Do you even have a boyfriend?"
"Fuck off, Black," she automatically answered.
It was kind of an ongoing joke and the only one not laughing was Uriel.
"Some of these things to seem... interesting," Castiel admitted as he squinted.
"Whatever, you two cock suckers are too chicken shit to try any of that so you might as well stop reading it," Red said with a smirk as she leaned against Black.
Castiel raised an eyebrow and Uriel just ignored her.
"The alliteration was unnecessary and for the last time, it's a preference, not an insult," he sighed.
"Chicken. Shit."
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"...So, the reason you're dressed as a French maid is because Ruby-"
"Is evil."
Dean sighed then looked at Castiel's stockings because grown men shouldn't be able to pout like that.
"You don't have to do this."
Garters be damned.
"But sir, I live to serve you!"
"Cas..."
"I only wish to serve you," he quietly said as he lowered his eyes. "Please, sit," Castiel added as he patted the freshly made bed. He toed off his shoes (where did he even find those in his size) and looked at Dean with such an earnest expression.
"Please," he asked as he bit his lip.
Dean sighed again but sat down with a soft thumb and Castiel smiled brightly.
"May I remove your jacket, sir?"
One down, 29 to go.
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"15. Leave him breathless"
prompt 15, breath play
"I don't want to do this."
"I'm asking you to do this."
"I'm telling you that I don't want to do this."
Most people would find it difficult to argue with someone while naked.
"Why not?"
"I don't want to hurt you."
"...What?"
"If the brain doesn't receive enough oxygen then-"
It wasn't exactly a punch.
"Did you just hit me because I'm not going to choke you?"
"...Would it help?"
"No!"
"And it's not like you're choking choking me! It's... sexy choking."
"...I'm not going to choke you, Uriel."
"I trust you so get over here and choke me, you selfish bastard!"
That wouldn't have caused most people to smile.
"You trust me?"
"Trust you to not accidentally strangle me, yes. Trust you to not act like a huge girl? A work in progress."
"...You sound like-"
"If you can think of him right this very second then you are twisted."
"All I'm saying is that-"
"Chivalry isn't dead, it's just a well mannered perv!"
"Elle."
She laid back and his hands gently wrapped around her neck.
"Do you really trust me," he asked as his thumbs stroked her throat.
"If you don't know that by now, what's the point of telling you?"
His hands suddenly tightened and she smiled.
"Don't let me hurt you."
"I'll scream," she said with a wink.
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The next day Uriel had to wear a scarf.
Castiel and the Rubies stared at it all day but she just smiled.
If they wouldn't believe her then there was no reason to tell them.
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Now playing: One Inch Punch - Pretty Piece Of Flesh
via FoxyTunes
Pairing will be Dean/Cas, Ruby/Ruby, female!Uriel/surprise, and anyone else that gets sucked into this should just cross their fingers. And as for the rating, it's the kink prompt. Expect nonsense and filth.
It's an AU and now I'm going to hide under a rock.
"1. Dress up"
prompt 1, role play
"Alright, ladies! Lunchtime."
"...She knows we don't like her, right?"
One of the Rubies snorted and Castiel rolled his eyes as they made their way to the break room.
Uriel was already there and starting their daily ritual of going through magazines.
"Elle, I love you, really and truly but you're starting to look a little... round."
"It's called eating, you should try it," she said as she turned the page with a sharp snap. "Not all of us can be made of blonde hair, brown eyes, boobs, and boots."
There was a short silence then the scrape of a chair across tile.
"Well, someone had an extra serving of bitch flakes this morning..."
They had all been hired at the Book barn around the same time. Uriel had just graduated from college and Castiel wanted his life to be more than waiting for Dean to come home everyday. The Rubies liked books, coffee, and lots of places to make out. Ruby Black was blonde, Ruby Red was a brunette, and they were literally inseparable. When they weren't at the register, they were defiling the break room.
Their boss, Lilith, was kind of a bitch but left them alone for the most part.
By the end of this madness, Castiel couldn't even remember the name of the magazine.
"30 Kinky Ways to Please Your Man..."
The girls were peering over his shoulder like schoolboys peeking into a whorehouse.
"Bullshit," Uriel flatly said. "The woman writing this doesn't let have a brother, let alone a man," she mockingly sneered as she went back to her chair.
"...Do you even have a boyfriend?"
"Fuck off, Black," she automatically answered.
It was kind of an ongoing joke and the only one not laughing was Uriel.
"Some of these things to seem... interesting," Castiel admitted as he squinted.
"Whatever, you two cock suckers are too chicken shit to try any of that so you might as well stop reading it," Red said with a smirk as she leaned against Black.
Castiel raised an eyebrow and Uriel just ignored her.
"The alliteration was unnecessary and for the last time, it's a preference, not an insult," he sighed.
"Chicken. Shit."
--------
"...So, the reason you're dressed as a French maid is because Ruby-"
"Is evil."
Dean sighed then looked at Castiel's stockings because grown men shouldn't be able to pout like that.
"You don't have to do this."
Garters be damned.
"But sir, I live to serve you!"
"Cas..."
"I only wish to serve you," he quietly said as he lowered his eyes. "Please, sit," Castiel added as he patted the freshly made bed. He toed off his shoes (where did he even find those in his size) and looked at Dean with such an earnest expression.
"Please," he asked as he bit his lip.
Dean sighed again but sat down with a soft thumb and Castiel smiled brightly.
"May I remove your jacket, sir?"
One down, 29 to go.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"15. Leave him breathless"
prompt 15, breath play
"I don't want to do this."
"I'm asking you to do this."
"I'm telling you that I don't want to do this."
Most people would find it difficult to argue with someone while naked.
"Why not?"
"I don't want to hurt you."
"...What?"
"If the brain doesn't receive enough oxygen then-"
It wasn't exactly a punch.
"Did you just hit me because I'm not going to choke you?"
"...Would it help?"
"No!"
"And it's not like you're choking choking me! It's... sexy choking."
"...I'm not going to choke you, Uriel."
"I trust you so get over here and choke me, you selfish bastard!"
That wouldn't have caused most people to smile.
"You trust me?"
"Trust you to not accidentally strangle me, yes. Trust you to not act like a huge girl? A work in progress."
"...You sound like-"
"If you can think of him right this very second then you are twisted."
"All I'm saying is that-"
"Chivalry isn't dead, it's just a well mannered perv!"
"Elle."
She laid back and his hands gently wrapped around her neck.
"Do you really trust me," he asked as his thumbs stroked her throat.
"If you don't know that by now, what's the point of telling you?"
His hands suddenly tightened and she smiled.
"Don't let me hurt you."
"I'll scream," she said with a wink.
--------
The next day Uriel had to wear a scarf.
Castiel and the Rubies stared at it all day but she just smiled.
If they wouldn't believe her then there was no reason to tell them.
----------------
Now playing: One Inch Punch - Pretty Piece Of Flesh
via FoxyTunes
