super_seme04

AN: This is brotherly love deep fried in crack with a small side of sickeningly fluffy Cas/Dean. The finale will soon be upon us and I'm sure that we'll all need a little pick me up. This was done by

blualbino and I and if nothing else, we hope that it makes you smile at least once. It's all dialogue and apparently Archangels speak in capslock and remain in so even when no longer pissy. After that, it just didn't go off...

I play Michael and she's Lucifer!

Summary: "You know what would be fun? Fic wise?" "?" "XD Angels playing an eternal game of freeze tag or hide and seek... Michael counted and found everyone but Lucifer then the whole thing just got blown out of proportion..."

YOU LOST THE GAME

"What the? What do you mean "Apocalypse?" And what's this nonsense about a snake?! Snakes don't *talk*! What is I can't even, *WHAT*?! WHAT?! *WHAAAAAAAAAAAT*?!"

"ADVERSARY? YOU -CHANGED- MY -NAME-?"

"WHAT?! WHY DID THEY CHANGE YOUR NAME?! YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NAME! WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! TALKING SNAKES, I CAN'T EVEN..."

"SATAN? THE FUCK IS THAT? I WENT FROM LIGHT BRINGER TO AN ANAGRAM OF SANTA?"

"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I CAN'T EVEN *WHAAAAAAAAAAT*? ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT THE HUMANS JUST DIDN'T FIND THE MARIJUANA EARLIER THAN THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO?"

"MICHAEL, AN ARMY? -REALLY-? YOU COULDN'T JUST SEND OUT A SEARCH PARTY OR SOMETHING?"

"HEY, NO ONE TOLD YOU TO HIDE IN A *HOLE* IN THE *WORLD*, SO DON'T YOU *EVEN*, MISTER! YOU ARE IN *SO* MUCH TROUBLE..."

"A HOLE IN THE WORLD IS WAS THE ONLY PLACE -TO- HIDE, MR. CHEATS AT TAG."

"I DO *NOT* CHEAT, *SATAN*."

"OH? THEN WHY WERE THERE CHERUBIM SPYING ON ME WHEREVER I WENT?"

"*YOU*, MR. RIPPED A HOLE IN THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM WHICH RESULTED IN THE *SINKING* OF *ATLANTIS*, RIPPED A HOLE IN THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM AND SUNK ATLANTIS!"

"ATLANTIS WAS GODLESS AND -FILTHY-. I CLEANSED IT IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE."

"...DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THEY'RE THE EGYPTIANS?! I HAD TO MAKE A PYRAMID AND TOMBS AND A" SPHINX! WHAT IN OUR FATHER'S HALLOWED NAME IS A *SPHINX*?!"

"AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO -ExPLAIN- TO A BUNCH OF BRAINDEAD KNIGHTS THAT NARWHALS ARE NOT -UNICORNS-."

"I HAD TO EXPLAIN THE *PLATYPUS*. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, LITTLE BROTHER."

"... THE PLATYPUS WAS A PRACTICAL JOKE AND YOU KNOW IT. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN?"

"...THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! IT HAS *POISONOUS* SPINES ON ITS FEET. *WHY*?!" *LAMENTS PITIFULLY* "THEY WERE CALLING IT THE LEVIATHAN! THE *LEVIATHAN*! I CAN'T EVEN, *WHAAAAAAAAAT*?!"

"YOU JUST SUBVERTED NATURAL SELECTION, BROTHER. PLATIPI WERE MADE SO THE STUPID ONES WOULD BE -KILLED OFF-."

"...I'LL ASK DAD FOR A PLAGUE. THOSE COLONISTS DIDN'T SEEM TOO BRIGHT TO BEGIN WITH..."

"PLAGUES ARE OUT. VACCINES WORK -BETTER- ON THE DUMB ONES, IRONICALLY."

"...*HUH*. THERE'S SOMETHING... ELEGANT ABOUT A PLAGUE, THOUGH AND THAT'S *TOTALLY* BESIDE THE POINT AND STOP DISTRACTING ME BECAUSE I FOUND YOU AND IT'S *YOUR* TURN TO COUNT, LUCIFER." *POKES*

*GLARES* "YOU'RE THE ADVERSARY THIS TIME."

"*FINE*! AND NO TIME TRAVELING *THIS* TIME. GABRIEL TOLD ME WHAT YOU DID, YOU *FIBBER*!"

"YOU BELIEVED -GABRIEL-? EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW I -CAN'T- LIE?"

*SNIFFS INDIGNANTLY* "IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME, *OKAY*? I AM GOING TO *WRING* HIS NECK..."

*ROLLS EYES* "YOU ALWAYS WERE THE GULLIBLE ONE..."

"IT'S CALLED *TRUST*, DEBBIE DOWNER."

*PATS* "NAIVETE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR IT."

"*TRUST*!"

*ARM AROUND* "ALL IS FORGIVEN."

*ROLLS EYES* "DON'T HIDE SO WELL NEXT TIME. I WAS... VAGUELY CONCERNED FOR YOUR WELL BEING."

*IS NOT SMILING* "... VAGUELY?"

*SOLEMN NOD IS SOLEMN THOUGH EYES ARE GENTLE* "THE VAGUEST."

*TOTALLY SMILING* "YOU'VE LEARNED FROM THE WINCHESTERS, I SEE."

"SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THEM, BUT I FIND THEM... SLIGHTLY ABOVE SATISFACTORY. FOR HUMANS, AT LEAST." *SMILING BACK*

"IF EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED."

"EH-*HE*- TREMELY SO."

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER... AND MICHAEL NEVER BELIEVED ANOTHER WORD OUT OF GABRIEL'S MOUTH.

(~THE BEGINNING OF NOT THE END END~)

AND GABRIEL DID FEED THE STUPID PEOPLE TO GOD'S DIVINE PLATYPUS, STEVE. AND STEVE DID BELCH. AND IT WAS GOOD. ~AMEN

AND LUCIFER DID GIGGLE AND MICHAEL REFUSED TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE. THE BROTHERS WINCHESTER WERE CONFUSED ABOUT THE LACK OF AN APOCALYPSE BUT WHEN ASKED IN THEY REALLY WANTED ONE, DEAN SHOT LUCIFER IN THE FACE... THRICE.

AND LUCIFER WAS INDEED IRKED AND SENT THEM ON A QUEST TO DISCOVER ATLANTIS WITHOUT SCUBA GEAR. MICHAEL DID INTERCEDE AND SENT THEM TO IOWA, MUCH TO DEAN WINCHESTER'S COMPLAINT AND SAM WINCHESTER'S RELIEF.

AND THE ANGEL CASTIEL DID CONTINUE TO TRAVEL WITH THEM AND WAS NOT CAUGHT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH DEAN BY MICHAEL TO SAM'S NEVER ENDING AMUSEMENT. LEGEND HAS IT, TO THIS DAY,THEY ARE STILL MOCKED MERCILESSLY BY THE ARCHANGEL GABRIEL.

AND GABRIEL DOTH STILL TELL STORIES OF HIS LITTLE BRO AND HIS WEIRD HUMAN BOYFRIEND THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A PET

THEN GOD FINALLY TOLD EVERYONE TO BEHAVE OR HE WOULD CUT A SWITCH, AND IT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT IT WAS THE BEST LIFE THAT ALL OF THEM COULD ASK FOR.

THE (NOT REALLY THE END) END