A True Blood/The Vampire Chronicles crossover fic and (not or because I would like to see both) a From Dusk Till Dawn/True Blood crossover fic.
While I don't watch True Blood, I do find some of its characters appealing. It's actually the thought of Lestat lounging around in Fangtasia with a resigned Louis and Claudia in tow that I find immensely amusing. Can't you just see Claudia taking Jessica under her wing and Lestat being completely infatuated with Eric while Pam and Louis watch from the sidelines in restrained annoyance and disapproval?
As for From Dusk Till Dawn, Eric has to hunt down a renegade vampire that has fled to Mexico to escape the Queen's wrath, but before he can do that, he has to have an audience with its king, Richard "Richie the Second" Gecko. He rules his court with shifting moods and memorable cruelty with his mortal brother at his side and a girl only known as Kate.
Someone, anyone, write this.
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